Oh, my head...
No, myy head is not hurting from the wall today. What is it hurting from? Vampire Masquerade: Bloodlines, that's what. Fucking video game hang overs are the fucking worst! Ask Sparkey, and she will verify this, I almost went without dinner last night! That's how good the game was, how much it sucked me in. Thankfully, we have two computers in the house.
I know she is mad at me for not doing the dishes last night, but I swear, I will do them before I even boot up the computer! After preparing and installing my computer, it was time to see how it would preform on my computer. Their were a few hiccups, but I'm not sure if I need more RAM or a new video card, or if I should wait and see if a patch from the game makers will fix it.
Ever so often, I would ask my wife what time it was. It kept getting later, and I still had not had dinner. I did not eat until after 10 PM, even though my stomach was eating itself. It was hard to find a stopping place. It was hard to let it go.
The voice acting, storyline, facial animations, body movements, lighting, scenery, ambient sounds, and music all came together in pulling you into an experience, not a game. The realism was creepy, which made it even better, since it is a horror game after all. As an RPG, it is a blast, but the combat was only "just good". Not bad, it didn't take away from anything, but it wasn't its stong point. I pretty much agree with this review of the game, though, I don't like the whole "five star review" model, (did get a 4/5 rating, however).
I was going to make another post to Chuck's blog. It was going to be my Ode to Porn with plenty of links. Well, I didn't get to it, obviously. And besides, I couldn't top my wife's post. I was also going to have a tie in here to the post I made on Chuck's site. He makes "cum rag" references a lot, and I was going to offer him another suggestion: the "pinch" technique. I think you know where I am going with this.
Instead, later today, I will see if I can find something on the 'net that can describe it better than me, and perhaps learn something in the process. I will also reveal a new project, a new blog. It won't replace this. This will be my personal journal, my soapbox to rant, nonfictional stuff. The other, well, I'll go into that later.
I know she is mad at me for not doing the dishes last night, but I swear, I will do them before I even boot up the computer! After preparing and installing my computer, it was time to see how it would preform on my computer. Their were a few hiccups, but I'm not sure if I need more RAM or a new video card, or if I should wait and see if a patch from the game makers will fix it.
Ever so often, I would ask my wife what time it was. It kept getting later, and I still had not had dinner. I did not eat until after 10 PM, even though my stomach was eating itself. It was hard to find a stopping place. It was hard to let it go.
The voice acting, storyline, facial animations, body movements, lighting, scenery, ambient sounds, and music all came together in pulling you into an experience, not a game. The realism was creepy, which made it even better, since it is a horror game after all. As an RPG, it is a blast, but the combat was only "just good". Not bad, it didn't take away from anything, but it wasn't its stong point. I pretty much agree with this review of the game, though, I don't like the whole "five star review" model, (did get a 4/5 rating, however).
I was going to make another post to Chuck's blog. It was going to be my Ode to Porn with plenty of links. Well, I didn't get to it, obviously. And besides, I couldn't top my wife's post. I was also going to have a tie in here to the post I made on Chuck's site. He makes "cum rag" references a lot, and I was going to offer him another suggestion: the "pinch" technique. I think you know where I am going with this.
Instead, later today, I will see if I can find something on the 'net that can describe it better than me, and perhaps learn something in the process. I will also reveal a new project, a new blog. It won't replace this. This will be my personal journal, my soapbox to rant, nonfictional stuff. The other, well, I'll go into that later.
posted by Buddha Bubba at 9:38 AM
5 Comments:
Hon, I knew even before I asked you to do the dishes that they wouldn't get done - after all, hadn't I just gone to the store with you to pick up the game? ;)
Dishes so don't get washed on 'new video game' night! Love you - and I'm not mad.
Wouldn't the pinch technique only work if you are uncircumsized? I mean, trap it in your foreskin like a natural condom? How could you do it if you're cut, I am not too keen to be clamping my dick like a vice with a pliers. It sounds excruiating. Why do that to yourself.
Yes Kevin, like pliers... :P
No hardware required [j/k], but not for the beginner. You just have to know when it is about to happen, and also know how to push that little bit. Kind of like a bolder that slows as it gets to the top, hangs for a second and then falls down hard. It can be a fucking rush if you do it right. It's not too bad, just run to the sink. :)
That's actually the hard part. If you just pinch momentarily and aim at a near by receptical, or dare I say it, dishrag, it's no prob. Running to the sink/toilet is a little silly, but it is fun in a weird way.
I'm not explaining it totally right. Anyhow, it is just a side effect from an active "solo" teenage life.
ROFLMAO - I love reading your blog although I admit sometimes I am generally LOST. And I love the fact that you and Sparkey communicate here quite a bit. It's nice to smile for a change these days - thanks!! ...osm
Why are you lost? Do I get a little incoherent sometimes? Honest question, trying to improve my communication and not be some digital street preacher. Hmm, maybe I just did it again...
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