Or, they could have just used a vibrator...

You ain't gonna believe THIS shit, some doctors accidently made the Orgazmorator from Orgazmo. They nick named it the Orgasmatron, and it doesn't shoot a lazer, (it is connected to your spine), but it's the same fucking idea. So using it as a weapon is out of the question, and a vibrator would be easier and cheaper.. but damn it if it ain't cool. Check it out:

"Good work, Choda Boy!"

A scientist, (center), stumbles across the Orgasmatron